I'd also like a bunch of guys standing around ready to put the full force of their body weight into anyone that tries to take me down.
I'd also like a team of trainers in life. I need someone to come rushing out to me when I take a bad fall, literally or metaphorically. Oh, and the injury timeouts would also be great. Sometimes when my pride takes a tumble, I could really use a few minutes to pick myself up.
Yeah, the multi million dollar salary would be cool too.