I Wish Life Was Like a Football Game

While watching the Colts game this evening, I realized how life could be so much better if we could all throw down a red flag and challenge the last play. We'd need a team of refs around to review the last play, but life would just stand still while we wait for the ruling.

 

I'd also like a bunch of guys standing around ready to put the full force of their body weight into anyone that tries to take me down.

I'd also like a team of trainers in life. I need someone to come rushing out to me when I take a bad fall, literally or metaphorically. Oh, and the injury timeouts would also be great. Sometimes when my pride takes a tumble, I could really use a few minutes to pick myself up. 

Yeah, the multi million dollar salary would be cool too.